Rules of Mandate 9021: Break Room Regulations

• Article 1: No Eating of the Office Snacks in the Break Room.
  You are not a bird. You are not a squirrel. You are a human. Do not eat the snacks. Learn more about Snack Ethics
• Article 2: No Loud Singing in the Break Room.
  You are not a concert hall. The break room is not a stage. Do not sing like a warbler. Review the Quiet Singing Protocol
• Article 3: No Playing of the Harmonica in the Break Room.
  We have a no-harmonica policy in place. This is not a joke. Do not make us regret it. Read the Harmonica Ban Policy

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